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HUMOR: New Bike

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jun 6 09:57:51 1997

From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 1997 09:55:58 EDT


Date: Thu, 05 Jun 1997 22:22:50 -0700
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
From: "Joseph R. Schiska" <afr_schiska@MEC.OHIO.GOV>

An engineering student was riding a new bike to class one day when his
friend, who was also an engineering student, approached him.

"Where'd you get the new bike?  You didn't have it yesterday" the friend
asked.

"Well," said the engineer, "I was walking home from class yesterday when
this beautiful co-ed rode up on it.  She got off the bike, took off all her
clothes and said I could have anything I wanted, so I took the bike."

His friend replied, "That was a good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't
have fit you."

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