[2080] in Humor
HUMOR (risque): Hole in one
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue May 20 18:53:56 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 18:51:31 EDT
Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 17:38:13 -0500
From: mabehr@MIT.EDU (Michael Behr)
From: Jake Luck <jake@digitallyunlimited.com>
An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a
Japanese executive to discuss the deal of his life. Millions of
dollars are at stake and the American hits it off with the Japanese
executive. At the end of the day long meeting the Japanese
executive invites the American to play golf with him the next day
at which time they will close the deal. The American knows a
little Japanese and says domo arrigato (thank you) and sayonara
(goodbye) and returns to his hotel.
He is so excited he can't get to sleep. It is a tremendous honor to be
asked to play golf with this gentleman. He decides to reward himself
and he goes to a local geisha house. He gets a girl, goes back to one
of the rooms and they start having sex. He's all excited and he really
starts getting into it. All of a sudden the woman starts screaming,
"Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!" He figures, he must be doing real well, she
must be loving this, so he continues, more vigorously. She continues to
yell "Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!". Wow, he thinks, I must be doing real
well.
He eventually finishes, leaving her in a heap on the floor mumbling
"Tatagoochie! Tatagoochie!". He dresses, and leaves marveling at his
great day impressed that she liked him so much.
The next day, he goes out to the golf club. He and the Japanese
executive play. Things are going very well as they approach the
third hole, par 3, 185 yards. The Japanese executive has honors,
steps up, hits a beautiful 7 wood which bounces in front of the
green, onto the green and right into the cup. . . a hole in one!
The American decides to impress the Japanese executive with his Japanese,
applauds and says "Tatagoochie!, Tatagoochie!"
The Japanese executive looks at him and says, "What you mean, wrong
hole?"
