[2077] in Humor
HUMOR: Rejected greeting cards
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue May 20 10:07:25 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 10:04:44 EDT
Date: Tue, 20 May 1997 01:15:51 -0700
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK
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1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I
got one... I got real snippy.
2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get
well soon"...but I know it's incurable.
3. My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I
looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry!
4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
5. You've announced that you're gay, and won't that be a
laugh, when they find out you're one... of the Joint Chiefs of
Staff.
6. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...
look at the bright side, she's a really good lay.
7. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don't
fret about your wife though... She's moving in with me.
8. Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you
shouldn't have installed... Win'95.
9. You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe
it was... that case of Bud Dry
10. So you lost your job... It's one of those hardships in
life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the
boss's wife.
