[2071] in Humor
HUMOR: It's the end of the world as we know it...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri May 16 08:48:40 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 16 May 1997 08:43:23 EDT
Date: Fri, 16 May 1997 02:21:09 EDT
From: Erik Nygren <nygren@MIT.EDU>
From: KNygren@aol.com
When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?
USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER
Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest:
'BYE
Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Washington Post:
WORLD ENDS TOMORROW -- WOMEN, MINORITIES, AND GAY COMMUNITY
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