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Thu May 15 00:54:51 1997
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Date: Thu, 15 May 1997 00:43:28 EDT
Hi folks.
Charles here again.
I'm writing to remind you that this may be your LAST CHANCE!
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The "LAST-CHANCE-To-Have-Beverages-And-Boogie-With-Us" Party!
New House Lawrence (3) - Third Floor Terrace
Friday May 16th
Doors Open 9:00pm
It Kicks Till Dawn!
Free w/ MIT ID or Passport From Any Country Below 33'N Latitude!
Various Beverages Available
(no, Adele will NOT be mixing any open-ass-tasting-margaritas)
SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM!!!
AND EMAIL ME IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS!
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Come See The People Who Brought You Such Fantastic Entertainment As:
The World Famous AXO Lip Sync '97 Champion #1 Act Extraordinnaire
***JACKSON 15***
And--Last years' critically rejected Bump 'n' Grind performance, during
which, in case you forgot, Vic and I dropped our pants. We were for the
most part sober then, so you can only imagine what Friday holds in store.
And--those goddamned Mentos commercials on MITV!!!
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We are graduating. Well, most of us (8-b) are outta here, so this
again is your absolute LAST CHANCE to party with us and the other 1200
or so bostoners and the 300 or so folks who regularly fly into town for
these parties we throw...namely brad pitt, meg ryan, charles morton,
harrison ford, sandra bullock, joma jenkins, vanilla ice, denzel
washington, the noxzema girl, tyra banks, reg paulding, ya know, the
usuals...
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So remember...as spring 97 comes to a close, celebrate right with:
Thursday night -- Next House!
Friday night -- New House 3!
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Thank you for your support.
With fondest regards,
Charles Morton
Co-Founder, Men of Lawrence
-Please forward this invitation to everyone in your house, club,
class, church, hometown, doctor's office, and local supermarket.
