[2066] in Humor
HUMOR: under the kilt..
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue May 13 09:21:20 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: jhimawan@alum.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 09:19:07 EDT
Date: Mon, 12 May 1997 23:34:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
A story from the mid-1930s, U. of Edinburgh medical school,
second-term human physiology course, Prof. Kenneth Ivors, Instructor:
"Good morning, class. Before we begin today's lecture, I should like
to discover how well ye have been tracking the previous material. Miss
MacMaster, will ye stand?" {She stands.}
"Can you tell me, which organ of the body achieves 10 times its normal
size when it is excited?"
{She stammers, reddens, says nothing.}
"You may sit down. Mr. Campbell, can you answer that question?"
"It is the pupil of the eye, sir."
"Very good. Now, Miss MacMaster, I have three things to say to you:
One, you have not done your homework, two, you have a dirty mind, and
three, you're in for a big disappointment."
