[2063] in Humor
Fwd: mother's day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (LMCCOOPER@aol.com)
Fri May 9 16:03:19 1997
From: <LMCCOOPER@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 9 May 1997 15:57:36 -0400 (EDT)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
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Forwarded message:
From: speacock@br-inc.com (Scott Peacock)
To: benyon@briarwood.houston.tx.us, cliff.lee@cbs-engineering.com,
hstuart@bite.db.uth.tmc.edu, joewhite@joewhite.com, lemmon@swweb.net,
lhowey@aol.com, lmccooper@aol.com, mburniston@accesscomm.net,
skenyon@ems.jsc.nasa.gov, smalloy@zilker.net, tormalko@aol.com,
uslum02%Ralph_L_Katz@abbsmtp.abb.com
Date: 97-05-09 14:40:05 EDT
I think Lynn Cooper is the only Mom on this email's distribution list.
Happy Mother's Day!
The Top 15 Unappreciated Mother's Day Gifts
15> Tickets to Jerry Springer, for topic "Moms With Big Asses"
14> "It's a vacuum cleaner! It's a riding mower! And when the
chores are done, it's a marital aid!"
13> Blind date with Jack Kevorkian
12> "Laxatives-Of-The-World" gift set
11> Coupon for a "Moms Kick Ass!" tattoo
10> Stepdad's head in a box, regardless of how beautifully it's
wrapped
9> The dead bird you brought home in your mouth and tenderly laid at
her feet
8> Too bad she learned of the operation on national TV, but now
she's got the daughter she always wanted!
7> That handprint in plaster kind of loses it's magic when you're
thirty.
6> From the makers of Spam: Spigeon
5> Al Franken's new book, "Oedipus Rex Is A Big Fat Idiot"
4> The "Learn To Cook Before You Kill Us All!" Cookbook
3> Pee-Wee Herman lotion dispenser
2> Leather bound copy of "The Wisdom of Lizzie Borden"
and the Number 1 Unappreciated Mother's Day Gift...
1> Hallmark Snoop Doggy Dogg card: "Mother -- Half of my favorite
word in the English language!"
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Regards,
Scott Peacock
Burlington Resources IST
Gulf Coast Division
speacock@br-inc.com
281.878.3985
