[2038] in Humor
HUMOR: Cult Webmasters
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Apr 21 15:01:05 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 14:50:08 EDT
Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 20:01:02 -0500
From: pug@alum.mit.edu (Sharalee M. Field)
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The Top Five List for March 31, 1997
The Top 15 Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult
15> Every link seems to take you to www.amway.com.
14> Repetition of same banner ads: Stoli, Mott's...
Stoli, Mott's...
13> He brings twenty-three wives to the office Holiday Party.
12> Instead of counting up visitors, your site counts down days
to the apocalypse.
11> Suddenly your travel agency's site is featuring inter-planetary
excursions for comet watching and one-way tickets to Guyana.
10> His home page says "Best viewed from the Mothership."
9> Your website's "Hall of Fame" inductees required to do
stint handing out flowers at airport.
8> Your website is honored as the David Koresh Fan Club's
"Site of the Day."
7> She has 38 roommates, yet is oddly stress-free.
6> Insists that Sabbath actually begins when "X-files" ends.
5> Frequently mutters about the "Prophet Steve Jobs" returning
to rescue the true believers.
4> Not only does he understand Unix, he *IS* one.
3> Big "N" on your browser replaced by spinning head of
Charles Manson.
2> He only answers to the name, "Doe-bert."
and the Number 1 Sign Your Webmaster is in a Cult...
1> Ugly clothes; insufficient diet; lack of sleep; goofy haircut;
lives in a mansion; has many followe... Hey, wait a minute!
That's Bill Gates!!
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