[2036] in Humor
HUMOR: JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Apr 21 14:55:44 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 14:32:13 EDT
Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 20:17:41 -0500
From: pug@alum.mit.edu (Sharalee M. Field)
Subject: joke
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both
male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well,
God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this
the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, "Honey, God is both gay
and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
