[2033] in Humor
HUMOR: Another JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Apr 21 14:40:55 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 14:34:58 EDT
Adult humor, but not too risque'
-Drew
Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 20:15:14 -0500
From: pug@alum.mit.edu (Sharalee M. Field)
Subject: HUMOR: 7 dwarfs in Rome
The 7 Dwarfs were visiting the Pope in Rome when Dopey asked,
"Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope replied, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
"How about in Italy?" asked Dopey
"Sorry Dopey, there aren't any dwarf nuns in Italy," the Pope stated.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?" Dopey asked.
"No, none in the whole world!" said the Pontiff.
Now the remaining 6 dwarfs started chanting,
"Dopey did a penguin...Dopey did a penguin..."
Subject: HUMOR: The Ladies' Room
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Subject: another joke...
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom
facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight
attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants'
LADIES room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively:
WW WA PP ATR
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he
disregarded what she said when his curiousity got the best of him. He
carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm
Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought, Wow, these gals really
have it nice. So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA button.
Body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it
comfortably. Aha, he thought, no wonder these women take so long in
the bathroom with these kind of services! So he pushed the next
button, PP, with anticipation. A soft disposabe Powder Puff swung
below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. Man, this is
great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine were just wearing off,
so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and
what had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was
intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, Yes, you must have been having a great time
until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way,
your penis is under your pillow.
