[2021] in Humor
HUMOR: Lipstick
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Apr 14 22:21:33 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 22:18:10 EDT
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
From: mknobel@MIT.EDU (Mark Knobel )
Date: Mon, 14 Apr 97 2:25:00 EDT
From: "Sarcasm Mailing List" <sarcasm@list.mac.cc.cmu.edu>
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the
older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the
bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip
prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered
all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to
meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and
found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the
custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies
did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he
wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out
of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to
the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror!
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