[2016] in Humor
HUMOR: Jack & Jill
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Sat Apr 12 17:48:45 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 17:44:32 EDT
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 16:12:02 -0400
From: David Futer <dfuter@sas.upenn.edu>
>> ANOTHER GOOD ONE FROM THE INFAMOUS J.L. SMOKY
>>
>> An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either
>> Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to
>> work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.
>> Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a
>> coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
>> Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break -
>> strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they
>> both ate at their desk.
>>
>> Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the
>> earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went
>> to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a
>> terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
>>
>> Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
