[2010] in Humor
jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yelya)
Wed Apr 9 14:59:55 1997
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 09 Apr 1997 14:48:04 EDT
From: Yelya <yelya@MIT.EDU>
For you sick minded individuals.....
Some Gangsters think of robbing a bank, they make the best plan
that can be made and start to work. A day or two later they are able
to get into the bank. They see hundreds of safes, the head gangster
says, open the first one up. They open the safe and only thing they
find in there is a vanilla pudding. The Head Gangster says "Ok what
can we do? At least we can eat it."
So they eat the pudding. They open up the second Safe and there stands
more vanilla pudding, they eat this too. This process goes on for
the rest of the safes.
They get out all stuffed. And they say "At least we were able to eat."
Next day, on the news: "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the USA
was robbed by an unknown group of people"
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as
a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his
new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years...
I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my
head kept saying, "Relax...; you are NOT the first
doctor to sleep with one of his patients. But, another
voice kept reminding me, "Dogbyte, you are a veterinarian!"
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