[1992] in Humor
HUMOR: Sports Quotes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Apr 3 11:31:54 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 03 Apr 1997 11:16:19 EST
From: Katy King <katyking@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 03 Apr 1997 00:02:33 EST
TRULY STUPID SPORTS QUOTES
"I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500
SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to
and from class"
>>>>> - George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle"
>>>>> - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"You guys line up alphabetically by height"
>>>>> - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach >>>>>
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't
seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't
been through in school."
>>>>> -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."
>>>>> -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
promoter Don King
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@#
clothes."
>>>>>Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
>>>>> -Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during
his visit to Greece
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
>>>>> -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."
>>>>> -Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann >>>>>
