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HUMOR: Fun with Numbers

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Mar 13 12:28:26 1997

From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: jhimawan@alum.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 10:06:15 EST


Date: Thu, 13 Mar 97 00:14:13
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
From:  Benjamin Bunnell <bunnell@cco.caltech.edu>
From: "Timothy A. Gleason" <tim@albert.us.dg.com>
From: Maureen O'Hara <maureeno@microsoft.com
 
 THIS IS GOOD, DONT CHEAT!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do
what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like a
moron and wish you had listened.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 S T O P   L O O K  I N G  A H E A D !!  J U S T   D O  I  T !
 
 
 
 1)  pick a number from 1-9
 
 
 
 2)  subtract 5
 
 
 
 3)  multiply by 3
 
 
 
 4) square the number (multiply by the same number -- not square root)
      
 
 
 5)  add the digits until you get only one digit 
    (i.e.64=6+4=10;10=1+0=1)
 
 
 
 6)  if the number is less than 5, add five.  Otherwise subtract 4
 
 
 
 7)  multiply by 2
 
 
 
 8)  subtract 6
 
 
 
 9) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc...
 
 
 
 10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter
 
 
 
 11) take the second letter in the country name and think of an animal
     that begins with that letter
 
 
 
 12) think of the color of that animal
 
 
 
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 DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE !!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 Here it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 You have a grey elephant from Denmark don't you? (Freaky, isn't it??)
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 Actually, I got a white ewe from Denmark, but it IS freaky...
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