[1940] in Humor
HUMOR: 5 Surgeons
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Mar 7 12:57:20 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Cc: cmsmith@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 1997 12:42:18 EST
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 12:28:27 -0400
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Five surgeons are taking a coffee break.
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you
open them up, eveything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is
in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is color
coded."
4th surgeon says: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless
and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation,
says "I like engineers....they always understand when you have few parts
left over at the end."
