[1939] in Humor
HUMOR: Forgive me...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Mar 7 10:15:10 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 1997 10:08:16 EST
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 09:43:42 -0500 (EST)
From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says "bless me father for I
have sinned, I have been with a loose woman".
The Priest says "Is that you Tommy?"
Yes father, it is I.
Who was the woman you were with?
I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation.
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley"?
No father.
Was it Fiona MacDonald?
No father.
Was it Ann Brown?
No father, I cannot tell you.
The priest says I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your
sins.
Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.
Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks
what happened?
Tommy replies:
"I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads".
