[1914] in Humor
HUMOR: Alaska...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Feb 24 15:47:33 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 24 Feb 1997 15:36:32 EST
Date: Mon, 24 Feb 1997 12:46:50 -0500
From: Joe Ziehler <ziehler@psicorp.com>
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Alaska...
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This guy goes up to Alaska to work on the pipeline.
Normally the type to get along well with people, he is upset that he
doesn't seem to be accepted by his colleagues.
After three or four weeks he is really disturbed so one night at a bar,
after a few beers he yells:
"I don't get it, what do I have to do to be accepted around here?"
They tell him "If you want to really become a true Alaskan you must do
three things.
First, down a quart of whiskey. Second, go out and wrestle a polar bear
and then come back and make love to an Eskimo woman.
Our hero is game and quickly downs the proffered quart of whisky. Then
feeling no pain he wanders off into the night searching for a polar
bear.
Hours pass. Finally, he staggers back into the bar, still intoxicated.
His clothing is torn and he is bleeding profusely.
"All right you bastards", he yells, "I'm done with the bear. Now where's
this woman you want me to wrestle?!"
