[1871] in Humor
HUMOR: A DOOMed Spreadsheet
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Feb 5 14:31:34 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 14:02:28 EST
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:05:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Herb Peyerl <hpeyerl@beer.org>
Forwarded-by: Raphael Martelles <martelr@peak.org>
Follow the steps below if u are using win95, it's real.
1. Open Excel for Windows 95 with a blank worksheet
2. Scroll down to row 95
3. Click on the number 95 to select the whole row.
4. Press Tab once to move to column B
5. Select Help/About
6. Hold down Ctrl+Alt+Shift and click on the Tech Support button
7. A window labeled Hall of Tortured Souls appears
8. Directly ahead of you are stairs with a scrolling cast list -- go
up and take a look around - use cursor keys
9. But there's more ! Go back down the stairs and type "excelkfa" (no
quotes)
10. The wall diappears, and there's a winding path to navigate to see
pictures. Tread carefully!
