[1861] in Humor
HUMOR (a bit naughty): The perfect day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jan 31 14:17:52 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 14:10:11 EST
Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 11:07:34 -0800
From: Connie Kleinjans <connie@interserve.com>
THE PERFECT DAY
ACCORDING TO......
HER:
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scales
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:30 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's ex. Notice she's gained 30 pounds
3:00 Facial, massage and nap
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM:
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:00 Oral sex
3:10 Play sport with the guys
4:00 Drink beer with the guys
6:00 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:10 Oral sex
6:20 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get-down, gorilla sex
11:02 Sleeping soundly
