[1834] in Humor
HUMOR: Groan...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Jan 21 13:10:46 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 12:50:59 EST
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 00:04:19 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Mike Beyries <mbeyries@netmanage.com>
< forwards stifling groans ... >
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct
black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves".
