[1833] in Humor
HUMOR: Missing person report
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Jan 21 13:09:55 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 12:51:31 EST
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 00:03:43 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
A wife went to the police station with her next-door
neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The
policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35
years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair,
an athletic build, weighs 195 pounds, is soft-spoken,
and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor
protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald,
has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The
wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
