[1820] in Humor
HUMOR: Male Decisions
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Thu Jan 16 00:57:23 1997
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 00:49:31 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 1997 20:13:12 EST
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: Anders Wallgren <anders@macromedia.com>
Subject: How Men Make Important Decisions
>Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 13:57:23 -0800
>From: Stephen Gomez <sgomez@broadvision.com>
>
> A man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.
> Because he was a man of means, he decided to give each one
> $5000 and see how each of them spent it.
>
>The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
> She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works,
> and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look
> pretty for you because I love you so much."
>
>The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player,
> a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says,
> "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
>
> The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
> doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.
> She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because
> I love you so much."
>
> The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.
>
> Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
>
>
>
> ===================================
> Stephen Gomez
> Sr. Mgr On-line Marketing
> BroadVision Inc.
> sgomez@broadvision.com
> Voice: 415-237-2481 Fax: 415-967-2100
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