[1812] in Humor
HUMOR: Kinda puts new meanings into old slogans...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Jan 14 16:53:02 1997
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:41:40 EST
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: jda_plp@juno.com (Joshua D Abrams)
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 11:50:31 EST
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
