[1700] in Humor
HUMOR: Life's a Beach
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Sun Nov 17 21:33:04 1996
Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 21:28:08 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
When President Clinton decided to take a swim at Daytona
Beach, Fla., three Secret Service agents assigned to protect him had
no choice but to follow him in. When they came ashore, the agents'
Secret Service badges, wallets, credit cards, jewelry, hotel room
keys, sun glasses, watches, and shoes and socks were all missing from
the beach. (Reuter)
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