[1657] in Humor
HUMOR: A Golfing Adventure
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Thu Oct 24 23:37:50 1996
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 1996 23:31:42 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
>Date: Thu, 24 Oct 1996 19:42:55 -0400
>From: LMCCOOPER@aol.com
>Date: 96-10-24 19:41:50 EDT
>From: LMCCOOPER
>
>A husband and wife go golfing. The first hole runs parallel to a row of
>nice houses. Husband winds up and nails a drive off the first tee. But it
>hooks towards the houses and they listen in horror as it crashes through
>glass in one of the houses. After a little bit of hestitation their good
>nature asserts itself and they decide they have to go over and make amends.
> They go over the fence and look into the smashed french doors. But
>they're surprised to find a guy reclining on the couch inside wearing a
>satin robe and a towel on his head. He motions them in.
>
>"Who are you?" says he husband.
>
>"Incredible thing. Your golf ball came crashing in and knocked that lamp
>off the table. When it smashed, I was freed. I'm the genie of the lamp!"
>said the guy with the towel.
>
>"Wow....does that mean we get three wishes?" asked the wife.
>
>"Well, I'll grant you two wishes, and I reserve one for myself." says the
> genie.
>
>"I want to be a great golfer!" cries the husband.
>
>"Done." replies the genie.
>
>"I want us to be very wealthy." says the wife.
>
>"Granted." replies the genie.
>
>Then the genie says "Now I'll make my wish. You know I've been in that
>bottle an awful long time. And it's been very lonely. So I wish to sleep
>with your wife."
>
>"Well, I guess that's fair." says the husband. The wife agrees. So the two
>go upstairs. After some time, they return.
>
>"So how long had you been trapped in that bottle anyway?" asks the
>husband.
>
>"I don't know, how long have you believed in genies?" replies the guy.
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