[1652] in Humor
HUMOR: Joke, tacky yet cute
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Tue Oct 22 10:06:11 1996
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 1996 09:53:08 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: abennett@MIT.EDU (Andrew Bennett)
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 1996 00:06:47 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but
they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been
here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times
a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office.
"Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is
worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible!
What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that
we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
