[1603] in Humor
HUMOR CLASSIC: Mouse Balls
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Sep 13 14:36:18 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 1996 14:23:04 EDT
Dates back to the mid '80's at least. This one isn't as old as the
story of Polly Nomial, but it's a true classic.
-Drew
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Date: Fri, 13 Sep 1996 12:22:40 EDT
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: rushlyn@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 00:57:24 +0600
From: Steve Moses <nevets@vt.edu
Abstract: Mouse Balls available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to
operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly
trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off
method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However,
excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of
ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction; and that any customer
missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these
necessary items.
To reorder, specify on the following:
P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Balls
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