[1571] in Humor
HUMOR: Driver Recognition
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Tue Aug 27 14:32:56 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 1996 14:21:47 EDT
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 96 11:39:49 MDT
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Actually, the NY plates in Colorado aren't nearly as bad as
*California* plates!
(other forwards removed)
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone in lap, brick on
accelerator: California*
* with gun also in lap: L.A.
Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians
cross against the light: San Francisco
One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the
dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right
foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon
Valley, listening to KEZR
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in Boston.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in
lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from
their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand
waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful
eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and
pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to
litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with New York plates.
