[1524] in Humor
HUMOR: Ocula hathaway
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jul 18 10:27:48 1996
From: <abennett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 10:15:36 EDT
My wife, who considers internal organs to be taste-treats, considers this
stuff to be toxic waste. Go figure...
-Drew
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 22:36:28 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: That's just ridiculous
From: Mike Beyries <mbeyries@netmanage.com>
< forwards looking under their shirts ... >
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Dear Dr. Science,
Why does a lint ball, the same color as his teeshirt, appear in my husband's
belly button every day?
-----------Mary Ellen Ashby, Colorado Springs, CO
Well, your husband is probably far more fashion conscious than you realize.
It takes a lot of sensitivity and patience for him tro find a teeshirt that
exactly matches that day's belly button lint. By the way, the Latin term for
such lint is "Ocula Hathaway", which also explains why that Hathaway shirt
man had a patch over one eye. The truly elegant man has a profusion of navel
lint that encompasses all the shades of the rainbow. So, you see, marketing
and Science have much in common.
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