[1483] in Humor
HUMOR: A joke in the classic style
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Jun 17 20:43:05 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 1996 20:35:47 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 17 Jun 96 20:30:17
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid )
From: Konstantin Grebelsky <russia@WPI.EDU>
From: "Sofya M." <smedvede@osf1.gmu.edu>
Date: Wed, 29 May 96 18:34 WST
From: Samantha <mkkhoo@omen.com.au>
So a man walks into a bar and he has this small creature (just shy of
a foot tall) sitting on his shoulder. Another man says to him,
"what's with that thing on your shoulder?" All of a sudden the
creature jumps off the man's shoulder onto a piano, and he plays this
beautiful piano concerto.
So the second man is totally amazed and asks where he found the
creature. The first man explains that he found a magic lamp with, of
course, a genie. The second man wants to try making his own wish on
the lamp. The first says "ok, but you have to speak really clearly
and loudly".
The man rubs the lamp and asks the genie for a 1 million bucks. All
of a sudden 1 million ducks start walking into the bar. The man says
to the first man "wait a minute, I asked for a million bucks, not
ducks".
The first man replies, " well I didn't ask for a 10 inch
pianist."
