[1475] in Humor
HUMOR: Cats vs. Dogs
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jun 7 10:17:33 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 1996 10:12:30 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 1996 22:34:53 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: Dogs don't do happy claws in your thighs
From: "Karen Kienitz" <MA.KJK@Forsythe.Stanford.EDU>
From: "Jeanne Newman (415)498-5861" <NEWMAN_JE@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
I'm forwarding this somewhat against my better judgment, since I have
4 cats and therefore can't possibly be expected to AGREE with all of
it. But parts of it are true, I'll concede... One of these days I'll
get clever and write down ways that CATS are better than DOGS!
Jeanne
TOP ELEVEN REASONS TO ADOPT A DOG INSTEAD OF A CAT
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11. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your
life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their
own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day
you were born.
- Linda Calcagno
