[1468] in Humor
HUMOR: Green Eggs and Hamlet
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Jun 3 10:11:08 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 03 Jun 1996 10:05:02 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sun, 2 Jun 1996 20:52:01 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: rossix!rwc.dnet!apdma@openlink.one-o.com (Mary Ann Anthony)
I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle is boffing my dear, sweet mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself in front of a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Should I slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it help to end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop an appliance into my tub.
Would everyone be happy, if I were dead?
Could I maybe kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration.
After all, I'm the king of procrastination.
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