[1458] in Humor
HUMOR: Near Death Experience
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri May 24 08:47:00 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 24 May 1996 08:36:56 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 23 May 1996 22:59:39 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I
went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown
off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in
the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head
continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just
as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and
unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes.
