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HUMOR: Ted Sez...

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue May 21 18:20:34 1996

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 18:11:39 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 16:25:00 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>

From the 21 May Denver Post Newspaper:

"The Vail Cascade Hotel and Club ad on page 8A in in Sunday, May 19th's
newspaper ran incorrectly.  "The Bombing trail" artwork was mistakenly placed
and never should have appeared in the ad."


And from the same edition,

"The United States has some of the dumbest people in the world.  I want you to
know that we know that."
	-Ted Turner to a group of foreign correspondents on why CNN has 
	trouble attracting viewers to programs about issues.


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