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HUMOR: Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu May 2 14:43:19 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 02 May 1996 14:32:13 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 02 May 1996 14:29:30 EDT
From: "Mark A. Herschberg" <hershey@MIT.EDU>
From: Kathy Southard <southard@cclink.tfn.com>
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to
death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help
you stop.
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and then, of course, there's my personal favorite:
0. Beer won't cause the woman you love to dump you.
--mark
