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From: Doug Walker <dwalker@atomic.com>
Subject: FUNNY: Condom Promos
>From: James N Recktenwald <jreckten@tuba.aix.calpoly.edu>
>
>
> Nike Condoms: Just do it.
> Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
> Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
> Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
> Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
> Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and
> growing.
> Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced
> for a >woman.
> Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that
> simple.
> Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
> Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
> Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
> everybody did?
> New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
> Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
> EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
> KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
> Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
> Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
>
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