[1379] in Humor
HUMOR: CHOCOLATE AND SEX (FWD) (fwd)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason D. Hintersteiner)
Mon Apr 8 01:16:44 1996
Date: Mon, 08 Apr 1996 01:07:20 -0400
To: humor@MIT.EDU, sniemczy@MIT.EDU, nygren@MIT.EDU, lanaimal@MIT.EDU,
jkhodor@MIT.EDU, grisha@MIT.EDU, dimon@MIT.EDU, mariadf@MIT.EDU
From: "Jason D. Hintersteiner" <jdhinter@MIT.EDU>
You can see that this one has been making the rounds...
It is really very funny. Enjoy!!
:-) :-) :-)
Jason
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>FROM: Marlo Volpe
>>>>>From: Julie Willis <jwillis@zeus.asms.state.k12.al.us>
>>>>>From: Andrew C. Zinn <azinn@zeus.asms.state.k12.al.us>
>>>>>From: Jedidiah White <jwhite@zeus.asms.state.k12.al.us>
>>>>>From: Jason Bullard <jbullard@zeus.asms.state.k12.al.us>
>>>>>From: Brett Murphy <bmurphy@zeus.asms.state.k12.al.us>
>>>>>From: Heather R Lokey <lokeyhr@mail.auburn.edu>
>>>>>Subject: chocolate and sex (fwd)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
>>>>>> >1) You can GET chocolate.
>>>>>> >2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
>>>>>> chocolate.
>>>>>> >3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
>>>>>> >4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
>>>>>> >5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
>>>>>> >6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>>>>>> >7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>>>>>> >8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
>>>>>> called nasty names.
>>>>>> >9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
>>>>>> >10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
>>>>>> > working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
>>>>>> >11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
>>>>>> slapped.
>>>>>> >12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
>>>>>> >13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
>>>>>> >14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
>>>>>> >15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
>>>>>> >16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
>>>>>> >17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
>>>>>> >18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
>>>>>> >19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
>>>>>> >20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
