[1378] in Humor
HUMOR: In the "That's Not Funny, That's Sick" Category...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Sun Apr 7 19:29:38 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 07 Apr 1996 19:24:41 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sat, 06 Apr 1996 17:30:34 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Wed, 27 Mar 1996 13:05:01 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Rob Mayoff <mayoff@tkg.com>
Forwarded-by: Sarah W. Herbst, wendy@eden.com
Forwarded-by: Paul Grotevant <pfg@mail.utexas.edu>
"Response to a wildfire on the south of France's Cote d'Azur was billed
as a marvel of modern fire-fighting technology. Two specially-built flying
boats zoomed in, skimmed the waters of the Mediterranean, scooping vast
amounts of water into their belly tanks, and then dropped the water on
the hillside fire. All was jolly and the wine flowed freely until a body
was found in the ashes.
"The coroner found that the gentleman had apparently fallen from a great
height, suffering serious injuries before being burned to death. The
report further noted that the victim was wearing a bathing suit, snorkel,
and swim fins."
Courtesy of Roland Esparza
