[1369] in Humor
A True Story (from Dartmouth)
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason D. Hintersteiner)
Thu Apr 4 10:27:43 1996
Date: Thu, 04 Apr 1996 10:16:46 -0500
To: humor@MIT.EDU, lanaimal@MIT.EDU, mariadf@MIT.EDU, sniemczy@MIT.EDU,
jkhodor@MIT.EDU, grisha@MIT.EDU, dimon@MIT.EDU, nygren@MIT.EDU
From: "Jason D. Hintersteiner" <jdhinter@MIT.EDU>
>>
>> A TRUE STORY (FROM DARTMOUTH)
>>
>> A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She
>> glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
>>
>> "I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer
>> to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
>>
>> "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."
>>
>> He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
>>
>> "*Anything*."
>>
>> His voice softens. "*Anything*??"
>>
>> "*Anything*."
>>
>> His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"
>>
