[1364] in Humor
We all hate doing dishes, but ...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Heather D Drake)
Sat Mar 30 17:04:33 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 16:57:48 EST
From: Heather D Drake <pipa@MIT.EDU>
>
> The Dishes
>
> Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a
> great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear
> vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
>
> Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
> parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting
> for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word."
> She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We
> haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do
> them."
> Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes
> are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So
> Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on
> the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend
> is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified
> when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
>
> A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and
> does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is
> boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete
> silence at the table.
>
> All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
> rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of
> vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the
> table and screams,
>
> "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"
>
>
> Submitted by: M.A.F.
