[1363] in Humor
HUMOR: Never..
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Mar 28 09:57:23 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 1996 09:44:38 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 1996 00:36:08 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: "Karen Kienitz (415)725-5817" <KIENITZ_K@HOSP.STANFORD.EDU>
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From: <stephenp@VNET.IBM.COM>
(never read this while shaving a friend.)
nyku #176
Never interrupt an enemy while he's making a mistake
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Never must we dispair, never must we give in, but we must face facts and
draw true conclusions from them.
- Winston Churchill
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for
truth.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Never send a man to do a horse's job.
- Mister Ed
Never do anything against conscience, even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of
four feet.
- Milton Friedman
Never confuse motion with action.
-Ernest Hemingway
Never... give a man a present when he's feeling good. You want to do it
when he is down.
-Lyndon Johnson
Never turn your back.
-Nikita Khrushchev
Never look back. Look forward. You've got to have something to live for,
otherwise you cease to live.
-Richard Nixon
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
-George S Patton
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
-Mark Twain
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-Bertrand Russel
