[1346] in Humor
HUMOR: It's probably loaded with unmatche socks and missing car keys.
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Mar 11 15:46:23 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 15:37:39 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 16:18:15 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 04 Mar 1996 10:05:03 -0500
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
From: chuck <cyerkes@interport.net>
Well, I have two takes on this:
Have you seen me? I'm a Navy Destroyer. I drifted from my moorings last
week and can't find my way home. If you see me, call 1-800-incompetant
Make $20,000 fast!! If you've seen the lost Russian Navy Destroyer
Nessokrushymy, since it broke its mooring and drifted off, you could
be rich (at least in some 3rd world countries). ---
Forwarded by: Stephen Degler <sdegler@ml.com>
Forwarded by: "Brent B. Powers" <powers@ml.com>
http://www.mglobal.com/news.html
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Feb 23, 1996
RE: Lost Vessel Nessokrushymy
The vessel broke its bridle and lost tow on December 30, 1995 at 14.10
local time
GPS of casualty Lat 24.39,6 South; Lon 57.20,3 East (appx. 260 miles
souh of Mauritius)
The following authorities have been notified:
1. Mauritius Government
2. Madagascar Government
3. Reunion Government
4. Interpol
5. Loyds of London.
6. Local newspaper in mauritius
The details of the vessels are as follows:
Russian Navy Destroyer
Built: Leningrad 1957
Dimensions (m): 127 X 14.8 X 3.5 appx.
LDT: 2100 MT
The owners are as follows:
EST Fibers Inc
110 Hillside Ave, suite 203
Sprinfield, NJ 07081
Tel: 201 379 7377
Fax: 201 379 7485
Tlx: 493 2066
Contact: Mr. Devang Chitalia- Vice President
Copyright ) 1995, Maritime Information Systems, Inc.
Maritime Information Systems, Inc.
66 Franklin Street
Bristol, RI 02809
Phone: 1-401-253-1211
FAX: 1-401-253-3602
