[1299] in Humor
HUMOR: How Many...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Feb 13 11:07:18 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 10:55:57 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 15:43:52 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Subject: How many ... That many!?
Forwarded-by: Peter Langston <psl@wolfenet.com>
Inspired by: a joke from the 2/19 issue of the Nation
Forwarded-by: bdws <bdws@eskimo.com>
Forwarded-by: David W. Cramton <cramtond@elwha.evergreen.edu>
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four hundred and sixty-two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut
funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on
light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change
the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision
gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
