[1297] in Humor
HUMOR: The importance of punctuation.
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Feb 12 14:03:47 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 1996 13:35:36 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 1996 10:15:02 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Games Magazine (1984)
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings
whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be
yours?
Gloria
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.
You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings
whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
