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HUMOR: MIT 6.001 Spellbook
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jan 19 11:26:16 1996
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 19 Jan 1996 10:58:52 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 1996 00:58:02 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 1996 10:05:02 -0500
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Subject: MIT 6.001 Spellbook
Forwarded-by: gknauth@BBN.COM
* <http://fishwrap.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1992/spellbook/...
...spellbook_inside_text.html>
Cause Light Wounds
I call upon chaos to cause unbalanced parentheses.
Darkness
I summon the darkness of night to hide all free machines.
Cause Wounds
I call upon the forces of chaos to crash your server.
Call Undead
I call all environment pointers to this very spot.
Cause Disease
I call upon the powers of chaos to mutate your pointers.
Lie
I call upon chaos to make your debugger lie.
Cause Serious Wounds
I call upon the powers of chaos to cause recursive bugs.
Control Undead
By death's dark mantle and the powers of chaos, I control
environment pointers to do my bid.
Unbind
By the powers of chaos, I unbind all variables.
Poison
I call upon chaos, decay, and rot to panic your process.
Cause Critical Wounds
I call upon chaos itself to cause fatal errors.
Create Undead
By the powers of chaos, I create environment pointers.
Wither
I call upon the powers of darkness to wither your abstractions.
Curse
I curse your code to forever underflow the stack.
Obfuscate
I call upon chaos to obfuscate your abstractions.
Waste
By the powers of darkness, I command you to waste your time
optimizing useless abstractions.
Quest
By the powers of chaos, I quest you on this problem set.
Death
I grant you the gift of repeating 6.001.
