[1247] in Humor
HUMOR: Coping with Finals
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jason Hintersteiner )
Sat Dec 16 16:36:25 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 16 Dec 95 16:34:34
From: jdhinter@MIT.EDU (Jason Hintersteiner )
From: Laura L Sandler <lsandler@MIT.EDU>
From: jgrollm@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu (Jenny Grollman)
From: "Michael 'Public Saftey Man!' Friel" <mfriel@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu>
From: Michael Friel <mfriel@mailhost.tcs.tulane.edu>
>==========================================================================
>> >
>> > HOW TO COPE WITH FINAL EXAMS
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > BBBBBB AAAAAAAAA NN NN GGGGGGGGG
>> > BB BB AA AA NNN NN GG
>> > BB BB AA AA NNNN NN GG
>> > BBBBB AAAAAAAAA NN NN NN GG GGG
>> > BB BB AA AA NN NNNN GG GG
>> > BB BB AA AA NN NNN GG GG
>> > BBBBBB AA AA NN NN GGGGGGGGG
>> >
>> >
>> > HH HH EEEEEEE AAAAAAAA DDDDDDDDDD
>> > HH HH EE AA AA DD DD
>> > HH HH EE AA AA DD DD
>> > HHHHHHHH EEEEE AAAAAAAA DD DD
>> > HH HH EE AA AA DD DD
>> > HH HH EE AA AA DD DD
>> > HH HH EEEEEEE AA AA DDDDDDDDDD
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > HH HH EEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRR EEEEEEEE
>> > HH HH EE RR RR EE
>> > HH HH EE RR RR EE
>> > HHHHHHHH EEEEEE RRRRRRRR EEEEEE
>> > HH HH EE RR RR EE
>> > HH HH EE RR RR EE
>> > HH HH EEEEEEEEE RR RR EEEEEEEE
>> >
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>> >
>> >
>> > 25 Ways to Cope With Stress.
>> >
>> > 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See
>> > how many you can do at a time.
>> >
>> > 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
>> >
>> > 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
>> >
>> > 4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other
>> > plans.
>> >
>> > 5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
>> >
>> > 6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
>> >
>> > 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school
>> > as if nothing is wrong.
>> >
>> > 8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
>> >
>> > 9. Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high
>> > places.
>> >
>> > 10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the
>> > natives.
>> >
>> > 11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
>> >
>> > 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next
>> > day.
>> >
>> > 13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your
>> > boss's wife.
>> >
>> > 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
>> >
>> > 15. Drive to work in reverse.
>> >
>> > 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
>> >
>> > 17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it
>> > out.
>> >
>> > 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
>> >
>> > 19. Polish your car with earwax.
>> >
>> > 20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>> >
>> > 21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes
>> > back to you.
>> >
>> > 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
>> >
>> > 23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
>> >
>> > 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're
>> > in jail.
>> >
>> > 25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
>> >
>> > Bonus : Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back
>> > in the wrapper.
