[1241] in Humor
HUMOR: "Oh, James!"
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Sun Dec 10 11:25:03 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 1995 11:20:46 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 23:53:25 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Thu, 07 Dec 1995 17:05:02 -0500
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: "Rob Pike " <rob@plan9.att.com>
From England's INDEPENDENT:
In all Bond films to date, the following events occur the
reported number of times.
Vodka martinis ordered: 24
Countries visited: 35
Bond told he will die: 32
Bond girls: 55
brunettes: 27
blondes: 24
redheads: 4
Woman moans "Oh, James!": 16
Has sex: 75
in hotel room: 18
in London flat: 2
at her place: 14
at someone else's place: 1
on a train: 3
in a barn: 2
in a forest: 2
in a gypsy tent: 2
in a hospital: 2
in a plane: 2
in an airplane: 2
in a submarine: 1
in a car: 1
on a motorized iceberg: 1
in, around, under, or by water: 24
