[1219] in Humor
HUMOR: At least she kept her head
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Nov 27 10:40:17 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 1995 10:33:41 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 1995 00:04:38 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: Terry Weissman <terry@netscape.com>
From: blonde@leland.Stanford.EDU (Bambi , by way of Darin May
Newsgroups: mcom.humour
Forwarded message:
>
> My friend Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
> and while she was there she went to the store. She parked the car
> in the parking lot, next to a car with a woman sitting in it with
> her eyes closed and her hands behind her head. This woman looked
> odd to Linda, but she figured she must be sleeping. When Linda came
> out a little while later, she saw the same woman in her car, with her
> eyes open, but her hands still behind her head. The woman looked very
> strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said, "Are you okay?" and
> the woman said, "I have been shot in the head, and I am holding my
> brains in." Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store
> and the supermarket called the paramedics. They had to break into the
> car because the door was locked. When they got in the car, they found
> that she had bread dough on the back of her head, in her hands.
>
> Apparently, a pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded in the heat of
> the car and hit her in the back of the head, making a loud explosion
> like that of a gun shot. When she went back to feel what it was, she
> felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from
> fear at first, and then attempted to keep her brains in.
>
