[1212] in Humor
HUMOR: You Have Sinned
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Nov 17 21:28:42 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 1995 21:21:57 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 1995 15:40:19 -0800
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: The Devil's Point of View
From: "Michael Beyries" <mbeyries@smtpgate.Chelmsford.Telebit.COM>
< forwards each hastily tallying their own "book of life" :>
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Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Neil. A little
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in
the wall (which they hadn't noticed before) open, and behind the door
was perhaps the Ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty,
and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard,"Bob, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Bob
was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his doom.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when
a second door opened, and lo! an even more disgusting example of
womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7', covered in thick black hair, and
flies circled her.
The Voice of the Devil was heard, "Dave, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!!" And
Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.
Neil, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to
see the figure of... Cindy Crawford!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delighted, Neil jumped up, taking in the sight of this
beautiful woman, barely dressed in a shiny metallic NASA-space-age
material bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil say :
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
